Printed joke about a public figure cashing a check without ID

•••oo AT&T LIE 3:18 PM Timeline Photos I ‘ger Woods he pulled out his pu made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.” “Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?” Obama: Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, “Honestly, my mind is a total blank.. .there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.” Cashier: Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President? ____________LIAL.O.E_O.CL13 News Feed Requests Messages Notifications More¶