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I’m Esther Cohen-Tizer-Epstein,¶
And you’re receiving this because you are:¶
A. ) A convicted sex offender required by law to monitor, control, and contain your sexual deviance.¶
Or:¶
B. ) An ordinary citizen who can benefit from having your sexual deviance monitored, explored, and amplified.¶
Either way, myself, my common law husband Peter “JonBenet’ Klein-Tizer-Epstein, his boyfriend Chad, and my lovely and well-trained daughters, and will help you achieve all your sexual deviance goals. Needless to say, we all have significant Daddy Issues.¶
Drop by for a dynamic sexual healing session at¶
Drop by for a dynamic sexual healing session at The Bowls School of Nourishment and Healing; successor to the Jeffrey Epstein Foundation. Individual sessions will measure not only your level of sexual arousal to deviant stimulus, but also girth, volume, spin, drop, amount of English on the ball(s), refraction, thrust, psi, temperature, skin tone, alignment, and we even take into account the rotation of the earth during the session! Group/Gang sessions can give those measurements, but also ranking, entries, and breeding quality.¶
Wait a minute lady, what qualifies you to take over this prestigious foundation?¶
Good question.¶
I was born and raised in a family that valued sexual exploration and accepted and even celebrated sexual deviance. My grandmother was known as “The Black Hole of Bialystok” and serviced Cossacks, black Russians, white Russians, even Wehrmacht, anyone and everyone as long as they could pay. In 1950s Atlanta, my mother offered husbands “Stress Release Sessions” in the alley behind the drugstore while my father gave abortions to their girlfriends or wives. It was a family joke that we got clients coming and going¶
Of course, like many teenagers, I rebelled from my family and ran way to beautiful Boulder, Colorado planning to study nutrition. There I met I met my Lord, Savior, and common law husband — Yo Tizer — guru of the cult Divine Madness or “The Family” to insiders.¶
“You have a great gift Esther,” Yo told me peering deep into my soul. Then he said, “Get on your knees and show me this gift and I will share a gift with you too.” Boy, was he right! I spent the next twenty years on my knees in the service of Divine Madness conducting over 10,000 Great Gift Sessions” for men at our ranch house on I became the top “Yo Girl” in charge of servicing Yo, male Family members, and guests, prospects, and recruits. I also was in charge of recruiting young, impressionable women who arrived in Boulder EVERY DAY looking for community (we never use the word “cult), nutrition and nourishment, a place to stay and a warm meal of a bowl of rice. I made sure they got that and so, so much more.¶
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When Divine Madness expanded to a ranch in Reserve, New Mexico, we became neighbors to educator, entrepreneur, and philanthropist Jeffrey Epstein who had bought the Zorro Ranch. He said he was intrigued by my recruitment methods and Yo sent me as an ambassador. Jeffrey was tall, handsome, and rich and so magnetic. I had learned all I could from Yo and Jeffrey became my new common law husband. He adopted my teenage daughter and her friends as his own: flying them in private jets, taking them snorkeling in the Caribbean and introducing them to VIPs like Alan Dershowitz, Prince Andrew, and even President Clinton.¶
I became part of a coven of very empowered, confident, and successful women recruiters including¶
I used all the recruiting techniques developed as a Yo Girl taken to a whole new level for Jeffrey. We called ourselves the Dream Team. Every girl had a $1,000 bounty and I was recruiting a dozen a week through my nutrition classes.¶
Still, I wanted more from Jeffrey and he was often distant and dismissive of me and my feminine charms. One night, as the sun set over Little St James Island, I stood in the room where Jeffrey had just received a therapeutic massage from one of my daughter’s friends. The room was covered in a genius’s seed which was going to waste. I had an inspiration and asked the chef to bring me an extra-large turkey baster and in a beautiful fertility ritual created my youngest daughter:¶
At first, Jeffrey was furious, but I pointed out that by staggering daughters every eight years he would always have a supply of ripe girls at his disposal. He bought me a house at¶
got my oldest daughter into by donating $50,000 to their Gender Studies Program, and paid for my youngest daughter to attend and all she had to do was send him a pint of Mormon blood every week.¶
Thank you Jeffrey. You helped so many people and gave me the Italian marble tiles in my kitchen, steam shower, and a ranch of my own to continue the Great Work.¶
Also, a quick thank you Ghislaine!¶
BTW: I haven’t said anything to the feds yet and won’t as long as those USPS Money Orders keep arriving from Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center.¶
Stop by¶
for your first free session of Dynamic Sexuality.¶
Bring a friend or even a dozen. We will make it worth your time¶
I’m Esther Cohen-Tizer-Epstein and I approve of this message.¶
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